Total Medals Earned: 1,577 (From 237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,975 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (35/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (565/565 points)
Finish the game with all tasks completed
Complete the game
Eliminate all the Cum Men
Press F
Press C
Get shit on by a bird
Tread in shit
Glass someone
Destroy all the CCTV cameras
Ride the bus
Blow up baby Jesus
Play the game during December.
Send Mazza to bi' wi' ahh Di, Jade Goody and the angles
Collect all the dog treats
Knock a bird shit out of the sky with a glass.
Knock two bird shits out of the sky.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/500 points)
Defeat Narcure without falling into the spikes.
Find all three Mana Cores in Agony Valley.
Find all three Mana Cores in Murmur Marsh.
Find all three Mana Cores in Petal Pass.
Own every costume. Lookin' good!
Defeat the Buzzfairy in two slams or less.
Defeat the Water Gel Knight without taking damage.
Collect all 222 coins in Petal Pass in one run.
Collect all 268 coins in Agony Valley in one run.
Collect all 250 coins in Murmur Marsh in one run.
Get every other medal and beat the game for 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (335/335 points)
Buy all speed upgrades
Craft the Destruction Machine
Craft the Rocket Module DM1
Craft the Rocket Module DM2
Craft the Rocket Module DM3
Craft the Specter's Wrath
Beat the game
Mine a fossil
Medals Earned: 6/6 (190/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 8/8 (235/235 points)
Congratulations! You beat the game!
Unlocked 20 chests with Lock Pick or Skeleton Keys.
Completed all the quests in Camp Gizbo.
Have 5 gold or more at one point in the game.
Lucky enough to loot a rare world drop!
Medals Earned: 55/93 (460/745 points)
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/320 points)
Enhance your bat powers
Overcome the ghost cat
Defeat the Devil of New Jersey
Deny the ultimate opponent
Kibys back and meower than ever
Dominate the Devil
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