Total Medals Earned: 1,683 (From 257 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,555 Points
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Destroyed a toilet
Become blue
Complete Jeri Tower
Beat the game in less than 20 minutes
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 7/9 (270/470 points)
combo100
Score100
combo200
Score200
Score800
Score500
overkill
combo300
Score1000
Medals Earned: 7/7 (225/225 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 60 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/295 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Complete a Monday puzzle.
Complete a Tuesday puzzle.
Complete a Wednesday puzzle.
Complete a Thursday puzzle.
Complete a Friday puzzle.
Complete a Saturday puzzle.
Complete a Sunday puzzle.
Beat Classic mode.
Complete Level 10 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 20 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 30 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 40 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 50 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 60 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 70 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 80 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 90 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 100 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 110 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 120 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 130 in Classic Mode.
Complete Level 140 in Classic Mode.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Earn 50,000 points.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (180/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.