Total Medals Earned: 1,577 (From 237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 33,975 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (90/90 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Congrats on beating your previous best!
Congrats on playing the game
Halfway there to 50K!
You reached a score of 50K! Impressive!
You've survived an entire 2:30!
You've survived Christmas for an entire 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/5 (220/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (110/110 points)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (165/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (255/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Rage Quit.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
You beat a puzzle and unlocked the art!
You saw the whole story!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.