Total Medals Earned: 1,394 (From 210 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,445 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (500/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Medals Earned: 6/15 (45/285 points)
Clear levels 1-6
Clear levels 7-12
Clear levels 13-16
Clear levels 17-20
Enter the Playground
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill them.
Clear levels 1-6 in less than 2.5 minutes
Clear levels 7-12 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 13-16 in less than 4 minutes
Clear levels 17-20 in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/8 (100/310 points)
Complete THE FRONT LAWN
Complete THE HOUSE
Complete THE BASEMENT
Complete THE PIT
Complete any level without firing your gun
Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode
Accumulate 1000 total kills
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Reach Depth 100
Reach Depth 200
Reach Depth 300
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Open the damn door
Often followed by throwing up
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 7/8 (260/270 points)
Start Your First Day
Complete Story Mode
Get 3 Stars in Story Mode
Get Fired
Get 30 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 90 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 150 Coins in Endless Mode
Let Every Farmer Pass Their Audits
Medals Earned: 5/5 (225/225 points)
Beat the game
You found bread!
You found spoon!
You found fork!
Collect all 3 lunch items
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Beat the game under 5 minutes
Beat the game under 1 minute
Medals Earned: 5/7 (45/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 18/18 (495/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross