Total Medals Earned: 1,683 (From 257 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,555 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat your opponent in air hockey.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/255 points)
Get 10 kills
Get 10 headshots
Get 100 kills
Get 1,000 kills
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 headshots
Earn 4 stars for all game modes
Prestige your profile
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Score Over 10,000,000
Medals Earned: 16/30 (155/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/240 points)
Destroy a Turret
Destroy a helicopter
Destroy a Mech
Beat the Game
Reach 50 Thousand points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (65/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/500 points)
Kill 50 Enemies.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (45/445 points)
Clear Wave 1
Clear Wave 2
Clear Wave 3
Clear Wave 4
Clear Wave 5
Clear Wave 6
Clear Wave 7
Clear Wave 8
Clear Wave 9
Clear Wave 10
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 12
Clear Wave 13
Medals Earned: 10/10 (190/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.